Caption Comp!

Hi Guys

The photo is of my lad Michael (17 month old) who wandered up on Stan and I as we were setting up a game of Napoleonics. He seemed to want to command the Prussians,...
Anyway, come up with a 'witty and funny' caption to go with the photo below, and the winner (as voted on by Michael's Mum) gets a choice of a Painted Dismounted Napoleon OR Dismounted Napoleonic Officer with 'post free' from me!
Don't get too excited, I'm not that good a painter,..
Oh, Submissions end 10 AUG Aussie time.
Cheers